if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
Taylor Swift in 2014 so far
Taylor Swift greets fans at the 2014 ACM Awards
[2007 taylor swift voice] I CANT BELIEVE IT YALL
hash browns will be served at my wedding
ok but can we talk about how Taylor Swift’s second album Fearless sold more in its first week than Lady Gaga’s Artpop and Katy Perry’s Prism combined and she wasn’t even global in 2008 and she was only 18 at the time fuc k me